Let’s recap my hopes + dreams for our living room walls.
Imagine, if you will, that this ladder has gone away:
Bye bye, ladder!
But now what?
Well, let’s envision our TV’s “going away”, too.
Making a long story (slightly) shorter — we could do this:

Pottery Barn!

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Nope. Too scared of all those nails. So I/we did this, instead:
That’s great, but wait.
What about this empty + sad space?
Plates on our wall? Yes, please!
And even better, these plates are on a TV wall!
While I have some white ironstone platters,
I also love blue + white plates.
Notice how they’re hung in a symmetrical (traditional) layout.
More traditional + symmetrical happiness:
LOVE IT!
But how on earth do I do this? Where should I start?
No problem — here’s a tutorial to help make it less intimidating:
But wait. Needle scratch.
This is all fun, but here’s the thing:
Everybody knows that plates on a wall are hopelessly granny.
Um, yes, I am a granny, but I don’t want my decor to be granny!
What should I do?
Um, maybe hang my plates in a non-traditional manner?
Look at this!

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I’m pretty sure these are decoupaged plates by John Derian.

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Here’s John Derian now, in what looks like his NYC work room:
http://www.johnderian.com/pages/browse-by-shape
But let’s get back to my plate hopes + dreams.
Would layering them be out of my comfort zone?

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How about turning a corner with them?

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Okay. Wait a minue.
Somebody needs to calm down, ’cause this just got crazy.
Does this mean I am still hopelessly indecisive?
Stay tuned — come back tomorrow.